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"LOL(lots of laughter)" "LMAO(laughing my ass off)" a popular abbreviation people use on Social Media to express their selves when they want to give the impression that they are laughing... But after much investigation the report on my table shows if 100 people should use the phrase "LOL" or "LMAO"... Only 10% are actually laughing... 15% wearing a smile... 40% have a straight face... 25% wearing a frown, d remaining 10% don't understand or give a damn about the update, post, pics etc. After much research & investigations i (Zinny-girl genius) have come to the conclusion that 5% people use dose abbreviation (LOL&LMAO) because there isn't any other abbreviation they could use to express themselves,5% are truthful, 25%use it just 2 make d other person feel cool wit him/her self, 15% so as not 2 hurt people's feelings, 45% use it cos its a "COOL" thing to say  So i (Zinny- girl genius) came up wit suitable phrases(a

Bang! Goes the door Away goes my lover The one i be joyous to see sooner Then i be abducted aback Abstainer i was with head aloft Affable he was with word so soft Disarmed i was wit his artifice Amenable i became den i be sacrifice. Luscious was life, all rounder he was Lunacy was me, round i'm  getting My hidden forest i left unprotected Seeds, seeds he planted dusk and dawn Seeds....seeds that now germinate Oh! in navel of d womb. Appraised he was by me of his seed Smite i was by hot coals, i knew not abode in his mouth. BANG! I hear again dis time it be my heart Shattered in thousand pieces Then i die a thousand deaths For my heart i gave, soccer he took Player he is, spectator i was For confusion be order of my being For i journey alone Now i am queen of fools Now i am  trifle Now i am faceless to my  begetters Now shame embrace me Now i am drop out Now my dreams and upbeat be dashed For i have two, to  think Me and my sprouting seed Where shall our rest lay? This poem is dedi

We are told that those who are 35 years and below form 70 per cent of the Nigerian population. These are the people who witnessed the establishment of NECO, the introduction of Post-UME and the proliferation of private Universities.I call these people the UpNEPA! generation.  Apart from a negligible part of them who are fortunate to be parented by the Nigerian big men, these are young people who, throughout the short time they’ve been in this world, cannot effectively lay any claim to having had uninterrupted electricity for, at least, one month. They are used to NEPA, now PHCN, constantly reminding them through darkness that their job description mandated them to always turn off the power source. And each time NEPA gets gracious enough to allow them a sight of electricity, you hear them holla in happiness, UpNEPA!  But that is for those of them who live in the major cities and towns. Majority are covered by trees and hills in remote villages where there is no electric transformer and

When there is a crime, the first thing to do is to attend to the victims of the  crime and help them in any way you can then go after the criminals, when the criminal are eventually caught the next line of action is either to punish them or forgive them but off course forgiving them will mean they are sober and feel sorry for the crime they have committed and willing to make amends. When it comes to the issue of Boko Haram, The Nigerian government and The Nigerian citizens its a completely different scenario the government has left the victims of BH unattended to, they are still yet to catch the members of the BH sect who at the perpetrators of this disastrous act called suicide bombing which has brought pain to a lot of Nigerians a lot o people, especially those in the North are grieving over the loss of their loved ones and the loss of  properties  not much has been done by the government to help rehabilitate the victims while some of the Northern elites like the Sultan, Nasir El ruf

Just a few years back, in the year 1999 Nigeria experienced a change in the telecommunication  sector with the introduction of the GSM phone which I call "general street madness". These days, it is not just about having a Nokia 3310 or a Sagem phone which enables you to make calls and send text messages only it's all about the blackberry, android phones etc there is one thing common with these phones it enables one to go to any networking site as much as they want to.                                             In Nigeria, people use the social network for different reasons some use it to voice out their anger against certain government policies, some use it to air their views about certain  issues, some use it to share their pictures with their family and friends while some have taken advantage of the social network to bare their dirty minds and upload disgusting pictures of them selves.  What will one make out of this picture of a 49 years old woman by the names miss ke

Just a few years back, in the year 1999 Nigeria experienced a change in the telecommunication  sector with the introduction of the GSM phone which I call "general street madness". These days, it is not just about having a Nokia 3310 or a Sagem phone which enables you to make calls and send text messages only it's all about the blackberry, android phones etc there is one thing common with these phones it enables one to go to any networking site as much as they want to.                                             In Nigeria, people use the social network for different reasons some use it to voice out their anger against certain government policies, some use it to air their views about certain  issues, some use it to share their pictures with their family and friends while some have taken advantage of the social network to bare their dirty minds and upload disgusting pictures of them selves.  What will one make out of this picture of a 49 years old woman by the names miss ke