LOL(Lots of laughter) & LMAO(Laughing my ass off)



"LOL(lots of laughter)" "LMAO(laughing my ass off)" a popular abbreviation people use on Social Media to express their selves when they want to give the impression that they are laughing... But after much investigation the report on my table shows if 100 people should use the phrase "LOL" or "LMAO"... Only 10% are actually laughing... 15% wearing a smile... 40% have a straight face... 25% wearing a frown, d remaining 10% don't understand or give a damn about the update, post, pics etc.

After much research & investigations i (Zinny-girl genius) have come to the conclusion that 5% people use dose abbreviation (LOL&LMAO) because there isn't any other abbreviation they could use to express themselves,5% are truthful, 25%use it just 2 make d other person feel cool wit him/her self, 15% so as not 2 hurt people's feelings, 45% use it cos its a "COOL" thing to say 

So i (Zinny- girl genius) came up wit suitable phrases(abbreviation)people could use 2 express them selves:
1)WTSTBF?- was that suppose to be funny?
2)STJUYA- shove that joke up your ass.
3)STJDYT- shove that joke down your throat
4)TUS- this update sucks 
5)GALS- get a life, sucker
6)YASAL- you are such a looser
7)HAT- hug a transformer
8)RPH- retarded prick head 
9)BOS- buzz off, sucker
10)GAJ- get a job
11)KMA- kiss my ass
12)TTTH- talk to the hand 
13)PAN- punk ass nigger
14)SMB- sick man bitch
15)SOMW- stay of my wall
16)RF- retarded fag
17)BTTZM- back to the zoo monkey
18)AIHS- animal in human skin
19)VIF- vagabond in facebook
20)SIP- stupidity in progress 

 I sincerely hope people will find suitable abbreviation here to express them selves... So we could be more sincere in our daily lives on Social Media. If u don't like this note KMA.

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