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Last night , two young men were walking in a rich neighbourhood around Garden City, Victoria Island.
In the neighbourhood, was a young Nigerian lady, constantly watching them from her balcony. She made a kiss gesture waved at them. Confused, one of the guys looked behind to see if they were the one the lady was signaling. To his great surprise the lady pointed at him to confirm he was the one she was signaling. In an attempt to honour the invitation, the other guy held his hand to dissuade him not to go, that it was a trap.
The first resisted and said to d other guy : "This beautiful sheri pawpaw dey call me this early morning, you say make i no go? You be bad belle, You dey craze? Make u dey go, I go join you later the guy zoomed off to the gate entrance, and went up to the lady.
There, she welcomed him with a smile and ask him to sit in the sofa and be comfortable. She will be with him soon. Minutes later the door bell rang.... She whispered "my husband is in, Please, take the pressing iron and pretend to be ironing" she added more clothes.
The guy obliged and took the iron and began ironing the clothes from 9am till 6pm because, the husband was still there watching TV.
He ironed the clothes of the gentleman, woman, children, tablecloths, sheets, curtains and even the dirty clothes.
The next day, the guy meets d other and narrates his ordeal.
The other guy : "Eeeeh, no be you wan date beautiful sheri koko?.... if you care to know, those dresses you ironed, I washed them".....!

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